I am sick again

why me.
no fair.
Tommorow I will do a rapid strep test on myself and write myself a prescription if I need it ( perks)

, maybe I have mono?

maybe I have ebola?

could it be Dengue fever?

rocky mountain spotted fever?

neonatal hypoglycemia?

probably just a cold,

but it is pretty sad that because I have no time to even pee, I will never be able to go to a doctor, or a dentist, or the post office, grocery store, call back any friends while they are awake, or ever do those dishes....

now that you feel sorry for me I am going to go enjoy these fever delusions. The elephant, it is so pink! why is it raining in my kitchen? do you hear the voices too?

I'm sure your faith in medicine is only strengthened by this posting.


good shabbos,

SG